INS jokes
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.