What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII
Rainbow Six Siege
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Why is 10 afraid because it is in the middle of 9/11
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think well better luck next time.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.