INS jokes
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I heard World War 50000000 in my parent's room.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
What do a man and a blonde do in bed?
Sleep!
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!