What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”
Why are women like KFC?
After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
A horse walks into a bar. Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
