INS jokes

What did the pig say when he was in the sun?

I'm bacon.

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?

The white one actually did it!

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

Don't you feel an empty feeling...

IN YOUR SKULL!

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

The legs are soft and delicious.

How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.

I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.

They never got together at all.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snowbank!

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣