INS jokes
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket
⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Anybody home? :)
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I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!