INS jokes
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby, one week later.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.