INS jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Is water wet?
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.