INS jokes
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
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Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.