INS jokes
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!