INS jokes

I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5

4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?

They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

How do you think they found out cows produce milk?

Two kids having fun in the barn.

People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.

A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.

Don't bother; just try to live in England.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!

I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?

Kids play with both of them.

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...