INS jokes
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.