INS jokes
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!