INS jokes
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.