INS jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."