INS jokes
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.