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Whale

  • I met a fat chick at the beach.

    People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

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    Seizure

  • What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

    Throw in some laundry...

    Baby

  • What is red and cries and spins around and around?

    - A baby in a microwave.

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    Mosquito Net

  • If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

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  • Vacuum

  • Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

    A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

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    Patch

  • Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

    “Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

    “Yes," replied Hodja.

    “Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

    Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

    The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

    “No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

    “I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

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    Palestinian

  • What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

    One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

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  • Beard

  • Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

    So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

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