INS jokes
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
What can you say in bed and in piano class? Im fingering A Minor
What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?
Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
I woke up in my bed today.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.