INS jokes
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.