INS jokes
Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.