INS jokes
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."