INS jokes
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.