INS jokes
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!