INS jokes
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.