INS jokes
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
“In yo mama.”
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.