INS jokes
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.