INS jokes
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
what's worse than a baby in a trash can? A baby in two trash cans.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”