INS jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
You live in the airport.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.