Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
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How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
