Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One at the bottom that's still alive.
What's worse than that?
It's forced to eat its way out.
What's even worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
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How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
