Infant jokes
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
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My brother is cute
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.