Infant jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends how hard you can throw them.

"Dick me down shorts."

Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them. XD

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.

What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.

What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...

1 baby in 10 dumpsters.