Infant jokes
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...
"Dick me down shorts."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
