What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
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One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
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What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
what do u call a Chinese baby? sum ting Wong
My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?" The doctor replied, "He's going through a Mid-life Crisis
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
