Indian jokes
Paki curry is shit.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
How Did this indian Know?
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
Curry must hurry.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit? Because he is a smelly cunt.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"