What did the indian cheese say to the other cheese? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast
What do you call a Indian babysitter?Nann y
What do u call a pretty Indian girl? Bomb bae
I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser
what do you call a dark average height punjabi male?
josiah
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
When I was younger i went to an indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the Cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly". So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Why did an Indian cross the road? To take a shit
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
what you call a indian person not starving dead
What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.
What do you call a fat indian that is actually a machine? The curry muncher 2000
why is a brick always hard, because the indians played with it enough
What do you call an Indian? Person in red cart a pack of Maltesers
What d you call indian, indina jones
what country did indians invent? curry-a
