why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land
how does an indian open his car
boot boot (in an indian accent)
What did the indian say to the fat man?
Curry up!
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl? Bomb bae
When I was younger i went to an indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the Cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly". So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
What do you call indian dhal that is delicous?
Well that is DHALicous!
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana??............................................................................................................................. Dead
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
What is the craziest thing an indian man does for sex??.................................................. marriage
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
What did the cow tell an indian?
Moo!
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.