Indian jokes
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Like this.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.