Indian jokes
Joke.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Heyyyy sistas!
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.