How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
A white dude walks up to a muslim and says "so you're an indian?" and the muslim says "no brotha, i'm not 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels
What you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss
What do you call ur Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunilingus? A Curry Muncher
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
Joke
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
-Why did the Indian cross the road? -Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
whats an indians favorite drug beans
What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else
"Sari"
what do you call an indian that came home late a crufue muncher
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingeeta.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
what's the best time to hang out with an indian? when your nose is clogged.
