Indian jokes
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.