Indian

Indian jokes

Brick

Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.

Soccer

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.

River

Two Indians are walking beside a river...

One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.

"The White Man was here."

"How can you tell?"

"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"

Distance

Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

Snow

Why don't Indians like snow?

Because it's white all over their land.

Woman

One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

Land

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.

Home

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

Lottery Ticket

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Sniper

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.