Indian jokes
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
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What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."