What do you call a Indian babysitter?Nann y
why is a brick always hard, because the indians played with it enough
Why did an Indian cross the road? To take a shit
what do you call an indian gravedigger digdeep
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
why don't indians like snow?
because it's white all over their land
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what country did indians invent? curry-a
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Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
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If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else
"Sari"
what do you call an indian that came home late a crufue muncher
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
what you call a indian person not starving dead
