Indian jokes
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Like this.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Curry must hurry.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"