how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
What do you call 2 indians on a dating website? Connect the dots
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Your Forehead is built like the indian flag
Curry must hurry
Two Native Americans 🥴🥴🥴
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?" The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?" Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
The man was Indian he moved to England because he wanted to learn so got a job at the store he learned how to say register then he was a business man he learned how to say 59887 then returant so he learned how to say fork and knifes so a man came with a knife the cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him he said him he pointed to the Indian man the cop asked what did you use he said register cop asked for ID 59887the cop asked anything on you forks and knife he said me me me
What will you call burj khalifa after 100 years? Bujurg khalifa (Just a joke)
My indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, i said ive smelt your fucking armpits youve got no chance
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingeeta.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
did you hear about the gay indian who died?.... He was a brave sucker.
what do you call an indian gravedigger digdeep
why is a brick always hard, because the indians played with it enough
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what’s going on ? Why you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under a crying sad voice "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers then my mother and raped my sister." The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breech cloth then said “Guess this isn’t your day is it”
I would Curse at u but my country praises cows
What do you call ur Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunilingus? A Curry Muncher
What do u call Kyson when he is banned on PS4? A depressed Indian boy
what you call a indian person not starving dead
