Indian jokes
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Like this.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Curry must hurry.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.