Indian jokes
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Curry.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.