Indian jokes
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Curry.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.