What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.