Indian jokes
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.