What do you call someone with a pindie spot
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What you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
What d you call indian, indina jones
what do you call it when you have two indians one black and a fat white a s’more
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
When you’re in india and you start hearing a tick tick tick tick you run
What do you call a missing indian woman
Why do Indians like basketball
Because Stef curry plays it
What do you call a fat indian that is actually a machine? The curry muncher 2000
What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl? Bomb bae
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date and she asks him "so are you Indian?" and the Muslim goes "no bitch, i ain't 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
A white dude walks up to a muslim and says "so you're an indian?" and the muslim says "no brotha, i'm not 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
When I was younger i went to an indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the Cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly". So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing their parents told them they couldn't have a cow so they threw a tantrum instead.
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What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
