Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."