Indian jokes
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.