What did the cow tell an indian?
Moo!
What did the indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything
Why did the indian cross the road? To run away from the pakistani
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
what do you call an Indian lesbo, mingeatta
Joke
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow
Women
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- Mumbai!
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
