What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
What did the cow tell an indian?
Moo!
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
Joke.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
Women.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
