What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Never gonna give you up.
Heyyyy sistas!
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
