Indian jokes
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Never gonna give you up.
Heyyyy sistas!
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.