Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Why are Indians such good actors
Most of them are phone scammers
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.