I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser
What do you call an Indian in a shower. A cleaner
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell Asif
Why are Indians such good actors
Most of them are phone scammers
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
What do u call a fat indian sat on the floor? A meatball/malteser
how to turn on an Indian push the red button.
Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else
"Sari"
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
you know you have weird indian parents when you can hear them canilingus eachother
What do you call a guy from India calling you
A scammer
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What do you call an Indian? Person in red cart a pack of Maltesers
whats an indians favorite drug beans
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
