Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
