Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
9/11, 911, same thing.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
