Incident Jokes

The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.

I got these to people in my class we call them twin towers so when I hered about I threw a paper at plane at them

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden

911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home

How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!

9/11 911 same thing

Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail

Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor

The 89th floor

What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.

What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.

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My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter, as I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set and the entire animal shelter was burned down. A few hours later I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why, I replied "I couldn't find any" She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?