Did you hear about Alicia's car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
I got these to people in my class we call them twin towers so when I hered about I threw a paper at plane at them
911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe? Because this teen just started her period!
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
9/11 911 same thing
Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
