Kenney jokes
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
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Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
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Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.