In common jokes
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.