In common jokes
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."