In common

In common jokes

Crash

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

People

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Bill Cosby

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

Autism

What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Rip-off

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

Woman

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Bitch

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Ass

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

Home

What does a stray cat/dog have in common?

Both of them don't have a home!

Mom

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.

Emo kid

What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?

They're both gay and use knives.

Tomato

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

Christian

What do Christians and gays have in common?

They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.

Heart

What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?

They both break your heart.