In common jokes
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.