In common jokes
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.