In common jokes
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.
My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.