In common jokes
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.