In common

In Common Jokes

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.