In common jokes
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.