In common jokes
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.