What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.