In common jokes

What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?

Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

What do strippers and butter have in common?

Both spread for bread.

What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?

They are both legless.

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

What does a zebra and I have in common?

We both have stripes.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.