In common jokes
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.