In common

In common jokes

Hairline

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

Gender

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...

Viagra

What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.

Crack

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

Emo

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless.

Stroke

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

Gum

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

Blowjob

What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?

Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.

Autistic kid

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

World hunger

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Orphan

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

Priest

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

Lie

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

Volcano

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

Stripper

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

Orphan

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.