In common jokes
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.