What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
