What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison 1 thing or another.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common? Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common? Dogs get loved
What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, we’re both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common
They have no why home👹
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs? Nothing they are bpth orphans
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common. They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!