Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”