What does a autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common
They both have special needs
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favourite colour
What do KFC and a brothel have in common? Theyβre both full of greasy chicks
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, βOh no! My momβs gonna kill me!β
What do genders and the twin towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What do Christians and gays have in common? They both say, βOh Godβ when they get on their knees.
Whats do Americans and stars have in common? They both love shooting up
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves
what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common
They are both twisted.
what does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
absolutely nothing.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common? They both squeal when you throw them.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common
They have no why homeπΉ
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common? One of these days, weβre both are gonna be hanging from the ceiling
One thing that Miles Morales and black men have in common is that their both rip-offs
