In common

In common jokes

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?

Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

What do Christians and gays have in common?

They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.