What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
In Common Jokes
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
