In common jokes
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.