In common jokes
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.