What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What does Santa Claus in Bill Cosby have in common? They both come while you’re asleep
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack
What does a Viagra and Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do us emos all have in common? Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue alot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy
What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What does Drew Bledsoe and the twin towers have in common
They both got taken out by two jet.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What does sex and food have in common My sister makes it better than my cousin
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
What does Nike and the KKK have in common? They both make Black people run faster
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not LEAKED
What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common? Eight dead people
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common? - Both aren't what they used to be...
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.
