In common

In common jokes

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.