In common jokes
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.