Immigration jokes
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
Community talk
I want taxes to go up only for poor people. This will incentivize them to stop being poor. I want abortion legal everywhere, and compulsory so that there will be no new babies because overpopulation is destroying the ozone layer. I don’t like climate change because it’s making all the immigrants come to America. I’m a communist who believes in the free market, but only for crypto currency. We need to bring back the gold standard in order to bring back conservative family values.