An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
I am crying tears of joy rn.š I was wrongfully denied my visa. ā ļø They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" š. I was right guys ā š«
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
iām illegal
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Hispanic and Latino people be like no more immigrants like dude aren't you an immigrant?
