15+ Best Excuse Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Year

MisterDussel · 3 years ago

When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour

A cartoon figure with a surprised face says, "excuse me what the fuck"

Fall

PurplePanda · 3 years ago

When I tell my bf I saw him fall yesterday.

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says "I saw you fall in the hall yesterday ;)". The other person responds, "I dint fall I attacked the floor". The first person replies, "Backwards???" And the second person replies "Im freaking talented."

Homework

DreamBlue · 2 years ago

A two-panel image shows a character from Invincible. In the first panel, a yellow fist labeled "Homework" is coming towards him. In the second panel, his fist hits the yellow fist, which now has the label "I'm sick".

Phone

Wade · 2 years ago

Skeletor tips

The image shows Skeletor in two panels. In the top panel, he's giving advice, "Start every phone call with 'my phone is about to die', then you can hang up whenever you want." In the bottom panel, he is walking away and the text says, "Skeletor will return with more introvert tips."

Call

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol so true

A man with a nasal cannula is lying down, with the text "WHEN YOU CALL IN SICK" above him and "AND YOUR BOSS WANTS PROOF" below him.

Nuke

TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago

A screenshot of a Google search for 'nuke' shows the 'Shopping' tab highlighted. Below, Vault Boy from Fallout says "excuse me what the fuck."

Girl

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A text message conversation is shown. The first message says, "Yoh bro your girl is cheating on you fool." The reply says, "I'm deaf bro." Another message says, "Sorry my bad." Then there is a sequence of hand sign emojis, and finally, the last message says, "That fucking hoe."

Bed

Nateツ · 2 years ago

A person is lying in bed, wrapped in white covers and wearing a gold bonnet, looking at their phone. The text above reads "I can't go out I'm busy" Me:

Dog

ɮǟʀօռ ɦɛʟʍʊȶ zємσ · 2 years ago

A Shiba Inu dog is holding a white rag up with a slightly mischievous smile on its face. The text above says, "EXCUSE ME" and the text below says, "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Mountain

Cat®️ · 8 months ago

A three-part meme showing a double amputee climbing a snowy mountain with the text 'He has no legs, climbs everest. What's your excuse?'. At the bottom, a social media comment from a man named Xavier reads, 'His legs won't hurt, Mine will'.

Dog

✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago

A cartoon drawing of a young student standing in front of her teacher's desk. The student is saying, "My dog ate my homework and then an immigrant ate my dog."

Diet

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

Fr though

The image shows Baby Yoda looking a bit skeptical or unimpressed. Above the image, there is text that reads, "Friend: I thought you said you were gonna go on a new diet, when you gonna start? Me: The 1st of NEVERUARY."

Procrastination

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me every day

A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Introvert

Wade · 2 years ago

Introverts

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with two characters from Beavis and Butt-head. The first panel shows them jogging with the text "Jogging sucks." The second panel shows one character looking annoyed with the text "The sun sucks." The third panel shows them walking with the text "Walking sucks." The last panel shows them sitting with the text "This town sucks."

Park

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A man sits alone on a swing set in a park. Text at the top reads "Drake bringing Adonis to the park to have an excuse to watch the other kids playing on the jungle gym:".

Procrastination

Wade · 2 years ago

Procrastination

An image shows Kermit the frog sitting on a white bed. Above it is written: Me: I'll do it at 8 Time: 8:05 Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now

Islam

Anonymous · 1 year ago

The Devil Made Me Do It.

An illustration on a black background. At the top, in large, jagged red letters with horns extending from the word "DEVIL," the text reads "THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT." Below the text is a depiction of a bearded man with a green turban and robe, holding a glowing book that appears to be the Quran. He is pointing his right index finger upwards.

Toaster

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

Dog

Noobdude16 · 3 years ago

So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.

About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."