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Excuse Memes

Year

When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour

A cartoon figure with a surprised face says, "excuse me what the fuck"

Fall

When I tell my bf I saw him fall yesterday.

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says "I saw you fall in the hall yesterday ;)". The other person responds, "I dint fall I attacked the floor". The first person replies, "Backwards???" And the second person replies "Im freaking talented."

Nuke

A screenshot of a Google search for 'nuke' shows the 'Shopping' tab highlighted. Below, Vault Boy from Fallout says "excuse me what the fuck."

Homework

A two-panel image shows a character from Invincible. In the first panel, a yellow fist labeled "Homework" is coming towards him. In the second panel, his fist hits the yellow fist, which now has the label "I'm sick".

Phone

Skeletor tips

The image shows Skeletor in two panels. In the top panel, he's giving advice, "Start every phone call with 'my phone is about to die', then you can hang up whenever you want." In the bottom panel, he is walking away and the text says, "Skeletor will return with more introvert tips."

Call

lol so true

A man with a nasal cannula is lying down, with the text "WHEN YOU CALL IN SICK" above him and "AND YOUR BOSS WANTS PROOF" below him.

Bed

A person is lying in bed, wrapped in white covers and wearing a gold bonnet, looking at their phone. The text above reads "I can't go out I'm busy" Me:

Girl

A text message conversation is shown. The first message says, "Yoh bro your girl is cheating on you fool." The reply says, "I'm deaf bro." Another message says, "Sorry my bad." Then there is a sequence of hand sign emojis, and finally, the last message says, "That fucking hoe."

Dog

A Shiba Inu dog is holding a white rag up with a slightly mischievous smile on its face. The text above says, "EXCUSE ME" and the text below says, "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Dog

A cartoon drawing of a young student standing in front of her teacher's desk. The student is saying, "My dog ate my homework and then an immigrant ate my dog."

Diet

Fr though

The image shows Baby Yoda looking a bit skeptical or unimpressed. Above the image, there is text that reads, "Friend: I thought you said you were gonna go on a new diet, when you gonna start? Me: The 1st of NEVERUARY."

Procrastination

Me every day

A picture of the Kermit the Frog puppet sitting on white sheets. The text overlay says "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8.05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Introvert

Introverts

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with two characters from Beavis and Butt-head. The first panel shows them jogging with the text "Jogging sucks." The second panel shows one character looking annoyed with the text "The sun sucks." The third panel shows them walking with the text "Walking sucks." The last panel shows them sitting with the text "This town sucks."

Park

A man sits alone on a swing set in a park. Text at the top reads "Drake bringing Adonis to the park to have an excuse to watch the other kids playing on the jungle gym:".

Procrastination

Procrastination

An image shows Kermit the frog sitting on a white bed. Above it is written: Me: I'll do it at 8 Time: 8:05 Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now

Toaster

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."