Excuse memes
When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour
When I tell my bf I saw him fall yesterday.
Skeletor tips
lol so true
Fr though
Me every day
Introverts
Procrastination
The Devil Made Me Do It.
Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out
A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"