Immigration jokes

What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?

One has papers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?

The book has papers.

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.

I replied, "No. Is that still required?"

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

What is a Mexican's only obstacle?

Border patrol.

What's fast and almost got away?

A Mexican jumping the border.

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?

A book has papers.

What do you call a Mexican with one leg?

Border hopper.

I'm illegal.

A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.