Immigration Jokes

What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?

One has papers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?

The book has papers.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

A cartoon drawing of a young student standing in front of her teacher's desk. The student is saying, "My dog ate my homework and then an immigrant ate my dog."

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

What is a Mexican's only obstacle?

Border patrol.

What's fast and almost got away?

A Mexican jumping the border.

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

What do you call a Mexican with one leg?

Border hopper.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?

A book has papers.

I'm illegal.

A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"