What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
i’m illegal
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"
There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
the moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
Hispanic and Latino people be like no more immigrants like dude aren't you an immigrant?
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles? Anglosaxon
