Immigration

Immigration jokes

Paper

What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?

One has papers.

Visa

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Team

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

Green Card

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

Orphan

If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

Criminal Record

The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.

I replied, "No. Is that still required?"

Mexican

A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"

Queue

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Card

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

Indian

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.