Immigration jokes

Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?

I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

What do you call somebody in America that is smart?

An immigrant.

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"

There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?

Cross country. 😉

Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.

What sport are Mexicans the best at?

Cross country.

You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?

Cross-country.

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.

What do you call a peso?

A wetback greenback.

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?

So they can climb a fence easier.

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?

Anglosaxon.

Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.

Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.