Immigration

Immigration jokes

Wall

Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!

Predator

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

Murder

There was a man who had just moved from a foreign country. He just moved into his apartment and was watching his favorite TV shows. The first one was "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me," the second one was "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives," and the last one was "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!"

There had been a murder in the area, and the man was walking in the park when a cop showed up and asked him, "Sir, have you seen this man?" and held up a photo. The man said "me-me-me, me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me-me." The cop said, "Sir, what did you use?" and the man said "forks and knives, forks and knives, all I use is forks and knives." After that, the cop said, "Sir, I'm going to have to arrest you," and the man said "BRING IT ON, FAT MAN!!" The screen goes black, and all you can here "chk-chk. BANG"

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  • Border

    I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.

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  • Spot

    What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?

    Cross country. 😉

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  • Mexican

    Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.

    Moment

    The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

    People

    Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?