Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they can't get a green card.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they can't get a green card.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator