Immigration jokes
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they can't get a green card.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator